If they can do it.. so can I !

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. What does it say?
"This facility provides information to visitors on accommodations, restaurants, ..."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?
My HP printer

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The Tigers ball game

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
9:00 pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
9:06 pm

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The fan outside my office blowing cool air into my un-air conditioned office

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
This afternoon.. to pick tomatoes before the squirrels get them

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
The Friends of Detroit River Annual Report 2006, which I must re-write for 2007

9. What are you wearing?
Shorts and a wife-beater !

10. Did you dream last night?
Nope.

11. When did you last laugh?
About 9 hours ago when I heard my son had his car stolen.. AGAIN !!

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Posters and pictures of my kids.. in various stages of age.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Yes... a guy who hit a semi on a motorcycle at 140 MPH.. and he was stuck to the back of the trailer door.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
not that great !!

15. What is the last film you saw?
Something on HBO late at night because I could not sleep.. The vampire movie with Kate Beckinsale in tight leather.. the second one.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
BUY ?? Not much. Spend ?? Pay off all my bills, my kids bills, my family's bills..and then take whats left and start a Foundation

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I really love making sure people have a GREAT time !!

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Make people more intelligent and respectful of everything around them.

19. Do you like to dance?
Yes, but I am not very good at it.

20. George Bush: .....
HA !! The man irritates my bowels.. and that is where he belongs

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Sam

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Sam

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Absolutely, if I could convince my wife.

24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?

Why did you let man screw up the concept of a greater being into factions that did nothing more than destroy each other.